Dictionary meanings of Bucknor, Benson, Pointing & Symonds

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Disclaimer: This is just a spoof esp. for Cricket Australia, Ricky Ponting, Andrew Symonds and Steve Bucknor.

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Bucknor: (n) (adj)

1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.

2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.

Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss;

Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)

1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.

Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.

[Also see: bucknor]

Ponting: (n) (adj)

1. A substance or entity or even a person of unquestionable integrity

2. An act of uncivilised behaviour. [Also, pontingness (n)]

Symonds: (n):

A subset of the monkeys, Symonds are long-tailed primates found in the interiors of Australia known for wailing and crying at being called names. Symonds are extremely sensitive creatures and need to be handled with extreme care or else they’ll break down at the mere exposure to the Indians (who happen to be higher up in the food chain). They are usually nestled by them Pontings in their little chest pouch which gives then additional protection against the Indians.

Symonds: (v):

Randomly wail and weep at every whichever chance one gets.

Present Continuous: symonding

Usage: The child took to symonding when the mother denied him money to buy a kite.